1 00:00:06,030 --> 00:00:07,290 Mama, what are you doing? 2 00:00:07,670 --> 00:00:09,050 Reading lips. Now, hush. 3 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:10,510 You're messing up my concentration. 4 00:00:11,210 --> 00:00:12,430 I don't know what I'm going to do. 5 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:16,149 With my heavy workload, I really need a teacher's assistant. 6 00:00:17,070 --> 00:00:20,390 Well, I could always fire you. That would solve your problem. 7 00:00:20,630 --> 00:00:21,630 Excuse me. 8 00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:23,990 Mama, where are you going? 9 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:25,270 To talk to the dean. 10 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:28,590 Oh, could you talk to the dean about me being on his list? 11 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,420 You made the dean's list? Yeah. 12 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,500 I got three more weeks of probation. 13 00:01:28,879 --> 00:01:34,040 department study on various personality types, I've decided to conduct my own 14 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:39,580 experiment. I need five of you to stay together in one room for 72 hours. 15 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,800 Ew. That's unsanitary. 16 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:45,300 Just think of it as a big sleepover. 17 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:47,040 Well, I do have the perfect teddy. 18 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,040 And I ain't talking about Winnie the Pooh. 19 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:55,800 You can count me out. 20 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,280 after spending 72 hours in that room. 21 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:03,320 Did I mention you'd split $5 ,000? 22 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:04,900 Fool me! 23 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:10,100 Well, Stanley, you wore me down. 24 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:14,540 I, uh, I found a TA for you. Oh, really? 25 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:17,020 Who? Hey, Professor Ogilvie! 26 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,420 Oh, no, not her! 27 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:21,140 I'm afraid you have no choice. 28 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,020 But why? 29 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,780 Well, she's... 30 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:28,690 She's free. 31 00:02:29,910 --> 00:02:31,990 Look, you don't understand. 32 00:02:33,110 --> 00:02:34,810 She's a stalker. 33 00:02:35,470 --> 00:02:38,230 Well, now she's a stalker TA. 34 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:45,310 See? This is how it's supposed to be, boo. A woman working side by side with 35 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:48,550 man. All right. Look, you clown. 36 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:52,070 This arrangement is strictly professional. 37 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:55,690 No flirting, no drooling, and absolutely... 38 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:57,180 Definitely no touching. 39 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,440 Strictly professional. 40 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,960 I ain't gonna be so professional, you're not gonna know how to deal with it. 41 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,820 What are those candles for? 42 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,880 In case we want a class from Quickie. 43 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,240 Okay, okay, okay. 44 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:13,660 I'm just playing, boo. 45 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:16,040 You know, I'm really feeling a TA position. 46 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,380 I think I'll make a great teacher someday. 47 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,340 After all, I have you as a role model. 48 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,480 Well... 49 00:03:24,110 --> 00:03:25,110 Thank you, Miss Parker. 50 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:30,070 And, um, no one's here yet. You want to make out? 51 00:03:32,030 --> 00:03:33,270 Hi, Professor Oliver. 52 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:34,670 Hey, 53 00:03:35,170 --> 00:03:36,390 Michelle. 54 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:39,210 Oh, what a beautiful time. 55 00:03:40,270 --> 00:03:43,250 Is it silk? Well, it's imported. 56 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:47,250 I met with you. 57 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:58,240 forgot our paper is due today. 58 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,000 I've been too busy taking care of my sick great uncle. 59 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:04,820 Oh, what a thoughtful niece. 60 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:08,560 Don't you worry about it. You turn it in when you can. 61 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:09,860 Oh, thank you, Professor. 62 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:11,980 Oh, do you work out? 63 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,620 No, but I do. 64 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:18,500 Now take your seat. 65 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:23,240 Oh, Professor, I didn't know your mother was visiting. 66 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:35,360 And she's not my lover. But unfortunately, she is the TA. 67 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,840 Professor, I have to work late tonight. 68 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:45,300 Do you mind if we change my tutoring session from seven at the library to 69 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:46,159 at my place? 70 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,720 I'm available at nine. Nine is good for me, baby. 71 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:53,100 Yes, I'm sure you're always available. 72 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,900 But I would feel more comfortable with the professor. 73 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,180 He's so smart and clear. 74 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,800 Laura Taters. 75 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:05,380 She does have a point. 76 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,480 I'll see you at nine. 77 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:12,380 I got my eye on you. 78 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:14,680 So does the professor. 79 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:20,560 Miss Parker, you may be the TA, but, baby, I've got the tea in day. 80 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:34,900 I can't believe it's so tiny. 81 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,280 Ew. 82 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,120 She chose you three? 83 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,100 Yeah, well, she was trying to make up for choosing you. 84 00:05:44,460 --> 00:05:48,520 To avoid any problems, I have taken the liberty of securing my area. 85 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,720 No one is allowed in my space. 86 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,540 You don't own this place. 87 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,320 Early bird catches the worm. 88 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:58,160 Well, in my case, the bed. 89 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:03,979 Any worse? 90 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:04,980 Thank you, Dante. 91 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:09,840 Bonjour. 92 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,940 Please tell me you're here because you're lost. 93 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,020 Oh, T .T., you made me laugh. 94 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:19,280 You're so funny. 95 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:22,020 I see you've made it. 96 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,160 Welcome to the room. 97 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,220 More like the closet. 98 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,420 These T -shirts should be worn while you're here. They describe your 99 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:31,420 personality. 100 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,800 Stevie, your traditionalist. 101 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,200 He, rationalist. 102 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,420 Regina, idealist. 103 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,780 Freddie, hedonist. 104 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:44,580 And Kim, here's yours. 105 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:47,340 Other. 106 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,920 It's the only way to describe you. 107 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,300 And I'll be confiscating all of your luxury items. 108 00:06:56,480 --> 00:07:00,060 You're free to leave whenever you like, but you'd forfeit your portion of the 109 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:01,060 money. 110 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,800 You've got to be kidding. 111 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,160 Mama just bought me this. 112 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:09,140 Thank you. 113 00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:10,980 Here's my cell phone. 114 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:14,500 Mm -mm, not my age to find eye cream. 115 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:17,020 Oh, yeah. When I smile, I get wrinkles, see? 116 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:20,420 Oh, don't take that away from all you barbarians. 117 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:23,460 One word of advice. 118 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:26,860 Cooperation is key in these types of studies. 119 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,240 Remember, there is no I in team. 120 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,680 There isn't? 121 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:36,640 I'll see you in three days. And don't forget, the cameras are watching. 122 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:38,980 What did you say? Cameras? 123 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:42,740 Oh, cameras and me without my cosmetics. 124 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:44,900 Don't you look at me. 125 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:52,780 There you go, Professor. 126 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:57,660 Graded your papers, advertised them, and wrote you a note with suggestions for 127 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:58,660 our honeymoon. 128 00:07:58,840 --> 00:07:59,840 Professor. 129 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:04,920 So much for our tutoring session last night. 130 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,300 You were great. 131 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,900 Well, you were easy. 132 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:12,440 You made it easy. You're a fast learner. 133 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,280 She's fast, all right. 134 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:18,000 Miss Parker, I'll be back shortly. 135 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,220 Get them started on the exam. 136 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,040 All right. 137 00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:29,700 Before y 'all get started on your exam, there's a new chef in town. 138 00:08:30,670 --> 00:08:32,850 And her name is Nikki Parker. 139 00:08:34,230 --> 00:08:35,750 And I don't want no mess. 140 00:08:36,669 --> 00:08:38,090 Now begin your exam. 141 00:08:38,610 --> 00:08:41,850 You, you, put those books under your desk. 142 00:08:42,549 --> 00:08:44,670 Are you eyeballing me, boys? 143 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:52,110 You, stop looking so damned cute. 144 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:08,350 off of this geek's paper. No, you didn't see me doing anything. No, yes, I did. 145 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:12,150 See, it's women like you who know. You are nothing but trash. No, I'm not. No, 146 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,250 you didn't. I'm not. 147 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:15,890 Miss Parker, what are you doing? 148 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,550 I caught her cheating. 149 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:22,610 Look, you should be ashamed of yourself behaving like a jealous schoolgirl. 150 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:25,030 Jealous? I don't have to be jealous. You're already mine. 151 00:09:26,050 --> 00:09:28,050 Miss Parker, you owe Michelle an apology. 152 00:09:28,270 --> 00:09:29,270 But she... But nothing. 153 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:30,770 Apologize. 154 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:32,710 Michelle? 155 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:36,980 I'm sorry. 156 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:39,340 Thank you. I'm sorry you're a no -good lousy cheetah. 157 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,420 Miss Parker, that's it. 158 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:42,720 You're fired. 159 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:43,300 I 160 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:54,700 can't 161 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:55,840 believe that conniving little honey. 162 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:58,440 And I know a cheetah when I see one. 163 00:09:58,840 --> 00:09:59,840 Don't I? 164 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,520 What you looking at? I've never cheated. 165 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:04,140 At least not in school. 166 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:10,230 She cheated and got away with it, but it cost me my job. 167 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:11,890 Girl, I like being a TA. 168 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:15,690 Well, Nikki, if you're that serious, you need to apologize to the girl. 169 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:18,330 If you do, I'm sure the professor will give you your job back. 170 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:21,850 You 171 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:34,590 know 172 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:38,940 what? This experience... would be more satisfying if we made the best of it. 173 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:40,700 I know. 174 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,140 Let's play the story game. 175 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:47,920 Well, we could use something to help us pass the time. 176 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,380 Goody. Okay, let's sit in a circle. 177 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:57,800 Okay, I'll begin the story, and then when I point to you, you take over. 178 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:03,640 Once upon a time, there was a beautiful and brilliant princess named Regina. 179 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,620 Please point to someone. 180 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,240 Stevie. 181 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:12,420 Who was lucky enough not to have a philandering father who squandered all 182 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:17,840 inheritance. Because they spent it when me and Shaquan went to Paris and met 183 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:21,580 these two fine guys at a party. They had the biggest. 184 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:25,980 Freddie. Compliments for Friedrich on his knitted poncho ensemble and wanting 185 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:26,980 him to design it. 186 00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:28,060 The end. 187 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:40,700 either with you people. You're hopeless, pathetic, beyond help, not to mention 188 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,680 tacky, and I can't believe I had to spend the next 72 hours with you. 189 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:45,900 She getting on my nerves. 190 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,300 Mine, too. 191 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:53,300 Hey, you know what? If we got rid of Motormouth, we could split that money 192 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,300 ways instead of five. 193 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:58,620 Well, that takes care of Stevie, but I thought we were talking about Regina. 194 00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:10,770 Why are y 'all staring at me? 195 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:15,030 Don't be alarmed, but we saw a roach crawl in your hair. 196 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,390 Well, that was about an hour ago. We're just waiting for it to come out. 197 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:25,170 It probably did already. 198 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:27,290 Yeah, we're laying little roach eggs. 199 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:30,110 Can I name the little roach baby? 200 00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:33,330 Oh, look, they got a whole bunch. 201 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,070 Security checks these classes every hour. 202 00:12:59,390 --> 00:13:00,690 Oh, girl, you don't have to worry about me. 203 00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,670 I just came by to apologize for my behavior the other day. 204 00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:05,390 Oh. 205 00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:09,350 Okay. And I talked to the professor, and we worked everything out. 206 00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:13,510 Well, good, because I don't know what you thought you saw, but I don't cheat. 207 00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:15,350 My mistake. 208 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:18,530 And to help make up for it, I'm going to give you a little heads up. The second 209 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,250 part of that exam is a doozy. 210 00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:25,170 Really? Girl, yes. If I didn't have to answer, she, I probably found myself. 211 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,300 The professor must have been constipated when he made this one up. 212 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,940 Well, gotta get to class. Good luck, girl. 213 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,120 Who needs luck? I got the answer sheet. 214 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:52,340 Kim, I spoke with you. 215 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:55,620 Mm -hmm. And we think that $5 ,000 will go a lot further. 216 00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:57,570 If it was let's keep it, let's get rid of it. 217 00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:00,830 Let's get rid of Stevie. 218 00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:02,750 We got rid of Regina. 219 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:05,870 But Stevie's my best friend. 220 00:14:08,670 --> 00:14:10,150 Well, I wasn't going to say nothing. 221 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,490 But she came to me talking about getting rid of you. 222 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:21,130 I hate her. 223 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,320 here has made me realize I need you. I can't live without you. 224 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,560 Okay, being cooped up in here has made you crazy. Crazy for you? 225 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,860 Take me back, popsicle toes. 226 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:43,540 You let him put his nasty mouth on your toes. 227 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,140 What's wrong with you? 228 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:50,600 Look, we belong together, and I'm going to spend the next two days going over 229 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:55,860 our relationship, moment by moment, until we figure out where we went wrong. 230 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,580 P, baby. 231 00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:00,470 Leave me alone. 232 00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:02,570 Okay, fine. 233 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:03,730 Can't touch the booty? 234 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:05,150 Okay, 235 00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:09,950 that is it. I am out of here. Wait, don't leave. Don't leave me. 236 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:12,590 So, how'd I do? 237 00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:18,970 Bravo, TT. You a fat boob. 238 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,950 Now that she's gone, us two men can bond. 239 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:26,750 All right, y 'all. Peace out. 240 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,260 Michelle, your, um, test score surprised me. 241 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,840 I know. Sometimes I surprise myself. 242 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,940 You failed the exam. 243 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:48,860 What? 244 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:54,380 But I couldn't have. I pulled an all -nighter. Oh, really? 245 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,740 Uh, Miss Parker, could you come in here, please? 246 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,240 Now, what were you telling me in the hallway? 247 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:07,440 Oh, that, uh, your booty was looking particularly delicious. 248 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,140 because she cheated from a fake exam. 249 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,560 I don't know what she's talking about. 250 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:22,980 Oh, well, see, I purposely left behind that phony answer sheet. You... I 251 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:28,040 don't know what you mean. 252 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,780 Drop the act, Michelle. 253 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:36,840 Now, letting you slide on an assignment is one thing, but cheating on an exam is 254 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:37,840 unacceptable. 255 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:45,200 I just had a strong... Oh, cut the crap. 256 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:49,240 Well, what if we sleep together? 257 00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:56,920 What if I cut you? 258 00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:58,900 Don't do that. 259 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,500 See you later. 260 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,240 See you later. 261 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,099 See you later. All right. 262 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,400 Friend, 263 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:11,579 if we split $5 ,000 two ways, what's that? 264 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:14,050 Let's see, $5 ,000 two ways. 265 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:17,770 Well, I get $3 ,000 and you get $2 ,000. 266 00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:21,930 Wait a minute, how come you get $3 ,000? 267 00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:23,410 It's just a coincidence. 268 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,569 You have all the luck. 269 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:46,620 determine which personality type would do anything for money. Oh, I could have 270 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:47,620 saved you trouble. 271 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:53,960 When I looked over those tapes, I was shocked and appalled at your tactics, 272 00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:56,480 Freddie. You flatter me. 273 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,660 Well, the great thing is the money's going to charity. 274 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,800 Oh, that's good, because my favorite charity is me. 275 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,480 Did you read the fine print in the contract, Freddie? 276 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:12,260 The money goes to the charity of my choice, and I choose... Scouts of 277 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 T -shirt. Exactly. 278 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,800 Maybe I did beat you once too often.